life is like a bowl of cherry pits…the rich eat the cherries and leave the pits for the rest of us, poor dumb bastards to figure out where they came from…..
That reminds me of on “The Simpsons” in the episode “Lisa the Vegetarian”, where Lisa comes across a billboard that reads “Don’t eat beef”, and she becomes happy about it… only for the billboard to change and say, “Eat deer”.
BE THIS GUY over 3 years ago
The truth often isn’t nice.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 3 years ago
It isn’t a Wonderful Life.
BasilBruce over 3 years ago
I’d rather embrace large-denomination bills.
Leojim over 3 years ago
Rat has a pretty good point!
baddawg1989 over 3 years ago
The title should be ‘Life is a Backstabbing B*^@#’. ;-)
Concretionist over 3 years ago
Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose.
ImDaRealAni over 3 years ago
I think it’s part of the criteria for something to be classified as a living organism.
Johnny Q Premium Member over 3 years ago
“When life shoves you around, all you can do is stand up and shove back!”—Rolonoa Zolo
Cornelius Noodleman over 3 years ago
I like to embrace change, mainly quarters and halves.
Baarorso over 3 years ago
“Nail down the cheese,” says I. “It won’t move!”
Radish the wordsmith over 3 years ago
Spare change?
AndreasMartin over 3 years ago
Not true. There’s always a choice. It’s the people who might react inconsiderately to some choices.
darkwingdave over 3 years ago
Larry Winget would approve.
Sanspareil over 3 years ago
“Life”, loathe it or ignore it, you can’t like it!
Marvin
Imagine over 3 years ago
Change is good. But paper money is better.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 3 years ago
Change is the only thing that doesn’t change.
one8romeo over 3 years ago
Constant change is here to stay
iggyman over 3 years ago
The old "Life is a BIT** and then you die story!
Looneytunes65 over 3 years ago
It’s the truth. No need to sugarcoat it.
Ellis97 over 3 years ago
Well, he’s only got five years anyways.
jel354 over 3 years ago
Goat thinks Rat is neither nice nor concise.
LesliePiper4 over 3 years ago
If ‘one’ has nothing in life to wonder at…..very rare.
zerotvus over 3 years ago
life is like a bowl of cherry pits…the rich eat the cherries and leave the pits for the rest of us, poor dumb bastards to figure out where they came from…..
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
There’s curve balls, and forks in the road….one must decide which is good for himself….
walstib Premium Member over 3 years ago
Bowie: ♪ “Turn and face the strange – Ch-ch-changes” ♪
Lee26 Premium Member over 3 years ago
The Bible said that ’we’d have trouble all our days’. I guess it nailed it. I wonder what else was ‘nailed’.
SheMc over 3 years ago
My name is change, embrace me!!!
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
Still true nonetheless…..
car2ner over 3 years ago
I think mostly Life is Good, and then I watch the news. Many of us have no real idea how lucky / blessed we actually are.
COL Crash over 3 years ago
Oh it does give you one other choice. But Death isn’t that good of an alternate to me.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Wait – do the millennials know about that 3d panel?
christelisbetty over 3 years ago
“Embrace change” Just don’t squeeze too hard.
Linguist over 3 years ago
The perfect blend of Stoic and Epicurean philosophies!
CaveCat87 over 3 years ago
That reminds me of on “The Simpsons” in the episode “Lisa the Vegetarian”, where Lisa comes across a billboard that reads “Don’t eat beef”, and she becomes happy about it… only for the billboard to change and say, “Eat deer”.
Goat from PBS over 3 years ago
It would be nice if life accommodated to us. Not gonna happen.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago
Rat gets points for an accurate book title.
KEA over 3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiDCZyYrJ5M
zeexenon over 3 years ago
A great tome defines it as SSDD.
guitarpicker56 over 3 years ago
Life is what you make of it; what you put in and expect to pull out.
Totalloser Premium Member over 3 years ago
Life Sucks , Then you Die
iggyman over 3 years ago
They DO say there is a coin shortage!
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
Gotta admit, Rat does get right down to the nitty-gritty in his book….