Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 26, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  over 3 years ago

    The truth often isn’t nice.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 3 years ago

    It isn’t a Wonderful Life.

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    BasilBruce  over 3 years ago

    I’d rather embrace large-denomination bills.

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    Leojim  over 3 years ago

    Rat has a pretty good point!

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    baddawg1989  over 3 years ago

    The title should be ‘Life is a Backstabbing B*^@#’. ;-)

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose.

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    ImDaRealAni  over 3 years ago

    I think it’s part of the criteria for something to be classified as a living organism.

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    Johnny Q Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “When life shoves you around, all you can do is stand up and shove back!”—Rolonoa Zolo

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    Cornelius Noodleman  over 3 years ago

    I like to embrace change, mainly quarters and halves.

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    Baarorso  over 3 years ago

    “Nail down the cheese,” says I. “It won’t move!”

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 3 years ago

    Spare change?

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    AndreasMartin  over 3 years ago

    Not true. There’s always a choice. It’s the people who might react inconsiderately to some choices.

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    darkwingdave  over 3 years ago

    Larry Winget would approve.

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    Sanspareil  over 3 years ago

    “Life”, loathe it or ignore it, you can’t like it!

    Marvin

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    Imagine  over 3 years ago

    Change is good. But paper money is better.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Change is the only thing that doesn’t change.

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    one8romeo  over 3 years ago

    Constant change is here to stay

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    iggyman  over 3 years ago

    The old "Life is a BIT** and then you die story!

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    Looneytunes65  over 3 years ago

    It’s the truth. No need to sugarcoat it.

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    Ellis97  over 3 years ago

    Well, he’s only got five years anyways.

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    jel354  over 3 years ago

    Goat thinks Rat is neither nice nor concise.

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    LesliePiper4  over 3 years ago

    If ‘one’ has nothing in life to wonder at…..very rare.

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    zerotvus  over 3 years ago

    life is like a bowl of cherry pits…the rich eat the cherries and leave the pits for the rest of us, poor dumb bastards to figure out where they came from…..

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    There’s curve balls, and forks in the road….one must decide which is good for himself….

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    walstib Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Bowie: ♪ “Turn and face the strange – Ch-ch-changes” ♪

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    The Bible said that ’we’d have trouble all our days’. I guess it nailed it. I wonder what else was ‘nailed’.

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    SheMc  over 3 years ago

    My name is change, embrace me!!!

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    raybarb44  over 3 years ago

    Still true nonetheless…..

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    car2ner  over 3 years ago

    I think mostly Life is Good, and then I watch the news. Many of us have no real idea how lucky / blessed we actually are.

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    COL Crash  over 3 years ago

    Oh it does give you one other choice. But Death isn’t that good of an alternate to me.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Wait – do the millennials know about that 3d panel?

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    christelisbetty  over 3 years ago

    “Embrace change” Just don’t squeeze too hard.

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    Linguist  over 3 years ago

    The perfect blend of Stoic and Epicurean philosophies!

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    CaveCat87  over 3 years ago

    That reminds me of on “The Simpsons” in the episode “Lisa the Vegetarian”, where Lisa comes across a billboard that reads “Don’t eat beef”, and she becomes happy about it… only for the billboard to change and say, “Eat deer”.

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    Goat from PBS  over 3 years ago

    It would be nice if life accommodated to us. Not gonna happen.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Rat gets points for an accurate book title.

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    KEA  over 3 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiDCZyYrJ5M

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    zeexenon  over 3 years ago

    A great tome defines it as SSDD.

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    guitarpicker56  over 3 years ago

    Life is what you make of it; what you put in and expect to pull out.

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    Totalloser Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Life Sucks , Then you Die

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    iggyman  over 3 years ago

    They DO say there is a coin shortage!

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    Sisyphos  over 3 years ago

    Gotta admit, Rat does get right down to the nitty-gritty in his book….

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