Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 26, 2021

Cat, as trophy.

That deserves a selfie!

Don’t try to deny it now.

Yeah, but it got a million view on youtube.

You think you’re cool now. Your close friend like it and share it.

“Everyone” sees it. You get into trouble with the homeowners. Your “friends” deny involvement. You pay for your misbehavior.

All is forgiven. You prosper and become popular.

The pictures resurface – you get cancelled.

This evidence….Ide hide if I were you!

What Garfield would do on a Monday, IF he had the energy.

The purrfect selfie.

Selfie incrimination

He must be the same cat from today’s Free Range.

No puke on the rug? Obviously an incomplete picture.

If they could, they would.

He’ll be posting that on Snapcat.

Sharing our accomplishments.

About right!!!

I find this pretty amewsing.

Cats are very proud of their accomplishments.

This explains why cats knock stuff over. FINALLY! An explanation! I have wondered for years: my cat knocked a large ( heavy!) bowl off from the middle of a table. This would have taken some effort. I wondered HOW and WHY!!!?!?!