Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 30, 2021

I…don’t think I’ll be purchasing the creamed corn anymore

Yo where where!

At least it ain’t Groot.

Hey! It’s his online Bible Studies.

Time to turn a new leaf!!

Is that a branch in your hand?

Leave.

Jolly Green Giant, huh? Or is he just moldy, like the north side of my garage?

Ho, ho, ho! And not in a Santa kind of way.

The Little Green Sprout is not so little and not so green anymore.

And he certainly has sprouted.

That’s the second biggest laptop I has ever seen.

Get a load of the cantaloupes on her!

Gawd had a wife?

Checking out her niblets.

HO. HO. HO!

It’s the Starbucks girl.

The Eve of Destruction

Is THAT what you want? ;-)

He’s not ready to turn over a new leaf.

Check out the apples on that tree!!

So lush….firm…sweet….

Umm…. gotta go.

Hmm, Green Giant not getting his Jolly’s

Is that an Apple computer or is he on the Eve of Destruction?

HOHOHO.com

Now we know why he’s always saying HO, HO, HO.

(apologies if someone else already grabbed this low hanging fruit)

Okay, but is she Vegan?

He’s just waiting for Fall

Try telling Blondie the freezer case makes you look smaller. :)

Is Adam Ant playing on the speaker?

Ho, ho, ho!

“ What? I was checking the condition of the apples, and SHE just wandered into the frame! She isn’t even ugly.. I MEAN she isn’t attractive!”

He is totally busted.

I didn’t know that the Jolly Green Giant was married.

I won’t do it again, I promise to turn over a new leaf!