Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 31, 2021

Who’s foot is on first?

Yet another dud by Parisi.

I can’t tell if the left fielder is coming in from the stands or he is going after the crowd.

Shouldn’t that be “Look Undead out there” ?

They had to call in the reliever immediately. The pitcher threw out his arm with the first pitch.

The runner was out at fist. Although the ball was fielded half way to second base, the firstbaseman still had his foot on the bag.

Must be from the Dead Ball Era.

Zombie baseball? This is just not cricket!

What? I can’t hear ya coach! My ears fell off long ago…..

“It’s a line shot to the shortstop… WOW! That ripped his arm off”

Now, that was good!

No ‘Angels in the outfield’ around here.

“If you build it and put brains in it, they will come.”

My, how the crowd scatters when the outfielder scales the fence.

The coach is dying for a win.

Looks like that one outfielder wants to snack on a member of the audience.

This brought a smile to my face ;-)