Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 29, 2021

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 3 years ago

    There’s something fishy about this pun.

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    dcandmx  over 3 years ago

    Sardinely I brought the oil,

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Holy mackerel! Oh, wait.

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    kevin  over 3 years ago

    Don’t stand so close to me.

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    be oil you can be…

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    What happens if you’re claustrophobic ? GASP!

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    HunterIsACriminal  over 3 years ago

    Mustard.

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I said that to a girlfriend once. Her name was Olive.

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    formathe  over 3 years ago

    i buy mine in spring water.

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    It’s a big dill.

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    They are really packin’ ’em in today. Like, well you know.

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    P51Strega  over 3 years ago

    Can you do without?

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    tinstar  over 3 years ago

    Aw, can it, fish.

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