Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 28, 2021

Yelp review: “Their service is to die for!”

Name your poison.

He actually ordered a hot chocolate.

Do you perhaps mean me? It’s pronounce “So CRATES”

Goldie Hawn working there: “Soccer to me, Soccer to me!”

Hemlock?

In the immortal words of Soccer Tees “I drank what?”

Even the Hemlock tastes burnt here.

And you have to pay your tab before you get your drink.

I still don’t know what was wrong with numbers.

My son’s name is Lincoln. When he orders a coffee at one of those places he gets some amazing misspellings. If he tells them it’s spelled just like President Lincoln that doesn’t help. Modern education.

And that continues during our time.

Not a lot of repeat customers for that there hemlockaccino.

It should actually be “Futball-tees”

Sew-crates!

Did you use plant-based milk? I’m worried about my cholesterol…

So ancient Greeks spoke and wrote in modern English? Or is gocomics like the TARDIS and translates for us?