Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 26, 2021

they’ll mail you a cheque for $00.01, Snoopy for such a masterpiece

That’s basically my cover letter to publishers, too

Why does Snoopy even bother? He knows it’s going to be shot back at him with a rejection letter.;-D

I heard one woman was given money by a publisher before she wrote the book. Then she left the country and never came back.

For Snoopy, “Living it Up”, means that he wants more than one root-beer float.

That predicts crowdfunding and Kickstarter campaigns. It’s all a scam.

“P.S.: Don’t send me Monopoly money, I want real cash!”

Snoopy lives well on his current budget. I wonder what he would do with the extra cash, lol

Advances are basically a thing of the past these days.

While you are at it, send me some too.

Sad thing is, today, that would probably fly…

This made me laugh out loud. What a gift that is, ESPECIALLY these days! Thanks Charles Schulz, thanks Snoopy, thanks GoComics!!!

Would you settle for a nicely formatted rejection letter? Cuz that’s what you’re getting.

Had I been a publisher, I would give an advance considering just his fonts. I wonder which generic fonts these are.

set up a kickstarter

He needs send it to Goodspeeds, they will accept it. After all, Goodspeeds published the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm 10th Anniversary script.