Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 31, 2021

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    eromlig  over 3 years ago

    “The Captain has turned off the No Probing sign…”

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    So THAT’S why we haven’t heard of more alien abductions from the USA!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “Dang, you’re right! I forgot. Cutting off tractor beam NOW. Whoops. That’s gonna leave a stain.”

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    wiatr  over 3 years ago

    Maybe we can sub-contract these guys to administer shots while they are investigating specimens.

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    “You said you wouldn’t say such things in the presence of our guests.”

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    Jayalexander  over 3 years ago

    Whattt? How much can 950 face masks weigh?

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    dflak  over 3 years ago

    Fat people are more difficult to abduct; there’s more of them to miss.

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    wongo  over 3 years ago

    Tubby Tubby two by four, couldn’t get through the spacecraft door !

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    So you’re saying that all of that sweat I’ve put in will end in me being more likely to be probed. “Where’s my Haagen Daaz? It’s time for an adult ice cream party”!

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    SFpagan  over 3 years ago

    and that’s what the anal probes are for , to see if they can lighten the load to reduce fees

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Bubba always knew those extra double cheeseburgers with fries and a coke would come in handy someday

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    paranormal  over 3 years ago

    So that’s why I’ve never been abducted…

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Better try another country, then.

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    EdmundBabe  over 3 years ago

    Pretty safe in Oz & So.USA

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