“The Captain has turned off the No Probing sign…”
So THAT’S why we haven’t heard of more alien abductions from the USA!
“Dang, you’re right! I forgot. Cutting off tractor beam NOW. Whoops. That’s gonna leave a stain.”
Maybe we can sub-contract these guys to administer shots while they are investigating specimens.
“You said you wouldn’t say such things in the presence of our guests.”
Whattt? How much can 950 face masks weigh?
Fat people are more difficult to abduct; there’s more of them to miss.
Tubby Tubby two by four, couldn’t get through the spacecraft door !
So you’re saying that all of that sweat I’ve put in will end in me being more likely to be probed. “Where’s my Haagen Daaz? It’s time for an adult ice cream party”!
and that’s what the anal probes are for , to see if they can lighten the load to reduce fees
Bubba always knew those extra double cheeseburgers with fries and a coke would come in handy someday
So that’s why I’ve never been abducted…
Better try another country, then.
Pretty safe in Oz & So.USA
July 17, 2015
eromlig over 3 years ago
“The Captain has turned off the No Probing sign…”
Concretionist over 3 years ago
So THAT’S why we haven’t heard of more alien abductions from the USA!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago
“Dang, you’re right! I forgot. Cutting off tractor beam NOW. Whoops. That’s gonna leave a stain.”
wiatr over 3 years ago
Maybe we can sub-contract these guys to administer shots while they are investigating specimens.
Doug K over 3 years ago
“You said you wouldn’t say such things in the presence of our guests.”
Jayalexander over 3 years ago
Whattt? How much can 950 face masks weigh?
dflak over 3 years ago
Fat people are more difficult to abduct; there’s more of them to miss.
wongo over 3 years ago
Tubby Tubby two by four, couldn’t get through the spacecraft door !
Lee26 Premium Member over 3 years ago
So you’re saying that all of that sweat I’ve put in will end in me being more likely to be probed. “Where’s my Haagen Daaz? It’s time for an adult ice cream party”!
SFpagan over 3 years ago
and that’s what the anal probes are for , to see if they can lighten the load to reduce fees
Saddenedby Premium Member over 3 years ago
Bubba always knew those extra double cheeseburgers with fries and a coke would come in handy someday
paranormal over 3 years ago
So that’s why I’ve never been abducted…
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Better try another country, then.
EdmundBabe over 3 years ago
Pretty safe in Oz & So.USA