Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 04, 2021

She doesn’t get an urge to sink her claws into that felt?

De-clawed?

I remember many years ago in Hawai’i there was one very short woman who was incredible a pool, She was an expert with the bridge.

Get that cat a bridge. Or a putter.

You can’t get a birdie playing pool.

Good double entendre Mark!

Does the cat have to have one paw on the floor?

Is she standing on something? Does she have very long legs?

A kitty! how cue..t

Does she ‘bat’ the balls into the pockets when nobody is looking?

Let’s chalk it up to some good cat food.

Cats rule, dogs drool.

It is Mittens “Leo” Archer, champion pool player.

I’ll bet the legs on that table aren’t pristine.

She’s spent enough time in the kitty pool?

Doesn’t scratch? Look at the table legs.

Unlike the horses I bet on at the track.

Puuurfect! Now we’re playing pool with an 7th generation cat.

um, how is she keeping one paw on the floor?

Will she hit it to “kitty corner vs catty corner” ? Depends on what part of the country you are from….catty corner for me.

There is a reason Mark didn’t show the pool table’s legs. They are scratched very badly.

Is cat’s name Clawdius?

Wish I could say I don’t scratch when I play pool. Of course, I haven’t played in years, so do with that what you will.

Me-OW …

Fun comic today.

But he keeps marking the pockets

In billiards, a scratch is when you pocket the cue ball.