Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 03, 2021

Milk up the nose is a classic.

Up your nose…..with a rubber hose.

Root Beer really feels weird when it comes out your nose.

So there was no funny story at school?

What he failed to mention was Calvin started a chain reaction.

Calvin: Connoisseur of fine humor.

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You mean “Tommy the squirt”?

Is that what they mean by ‘milking it’?

I see Calvin is into physical humor!

Combine the milk with a couple of Peas for a real hoot.

Physical comedy is the lowest form of humor, yet so beloved. Nothing like a spit take to make a joke worth while.

Tommy has a nose for funny, is it!?!

In Jr. High School I had someone launch a spitball at me. Went in my ear. Had to go to the nurse so she could use tweasers to pull it out. It was stuck to a half inch long stem of earwax with a mummified black fly embedded at the end. “Now isn’t that interesting”? was all she said.

the old adage of show, don’t tell

When we were about 12 my friend Doug and I were walking down the street with our milkshakes from McDonalds when I made him laugh and his Shamrock Shake came out his nose – extra funny because of the green color. :-D

Also works with beer, tequila and Jack. Just saying.

Remember snorting a length of string so that it went in one nostril and out the other?

Awhh, C’mon Calvin

Kids do love that- soda is good also.

I once made my friend laugh so hard that it made apple juice come out of his nose and he also barfed a little too.

Definitely 1st Grade humor!

This wouldn’t be Tommy Chestnut, whom Hobbes allegedly ate, would it?

I told a funny story in the 6th grade and made Sherry Chapman pee herself, She was humiliated for years. I felt terrible about it.

You had to be there, I take it.

One of the occasions when Calvin lives up to his age.