Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 07, 2021

He pulled the wool over his eyes.

Is that Mutton Jeff?

Hurry and get your refund before he… takes it on the lam…

That reminds me of the old story where a rich stranger goes into the small town general store to buy a blanket for his award winning horse. The rich man scoffed when the shopkeeper brought out a “cheap” blanket unfit for such a distinguished horse. So, the shopkeeper kept bringing out blankets at increasing prices until the rich man found one befitting his horse. The shopkeepers secret? They were all the same blanket, just different colors! It’s all in the presentation.

Lady, quit making blanket statements.

That’s what happens when you go along with things and are a regular SHEEPLE! ;D

A smoker in sheep’s clothing.

The shear nerve of that sheep.

Did it leave ewe feeling sheepish?

Baah… herdly!

She said as he looked at sheepishly.

well, she’s certainly no comforter…

Baaaaaad

Got it in a clip joint!

Someone pulled the wool over his eyes.

The blanket should be included in the cover charge they paid to get in.

Gave you the blanket off of his/her back.

“Ewe must be kidding me!” “No, my lamb, kids are goats”

The tables have turned. (Last year the seller got fleeced.)

The sheep got fleeced, he just got an expensive musty blanket.

It was featured on Shark Tank show it must be good.