Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for July 22, 2021

The disadvantage of keeping chocolate guns.

Ugh. It reminds me of how my second husband proposed.

Yeah, that’s a good start to any marriage. Say yes, then disappear off the face of the earth.

Scene cut from old 007 movie. Jaws proposes

Situations like this require fine judgement. Like can you sell the ring for enough to have the wall repainted and have enough left for a spa day.

I don’t fell like a relationship with a guy who threatens suicide to get what he wants has long-term potential.

There was recently a justified uproar about a real gun covered with Lego bricks.