Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 16, 2009
September 15, 2009
September 17, 2009
Transcript:
Man: My client admits to vandalizing the antique store, but would like to enter a plea of contemporary insanity
4deerinmyyard about 15 years ago
How moderne. Send him up to the Big Bauhaus. Maybe his cellmate Louie Quinze teach him the era of his ways. Or, if Louis can’tz, the cellblock boss, Rocko Coe, surely could.
quinones.felix about 15 years ago
If the parents didn’t take the time to teach, someone in the Big House will!!
GROG Premium Member about 15 years ago
I would counter with the not so contemporary “Off with his hands!”
Digital Frog about 15 years ago
He’s also unable to pay the fine & restitution, as he’s baroque…
4deerinmyyard about 15 years ago
Whew, DF. For a while there I thought I was punning to myself.
rjburny about 15 years ago
DigitalFrog, really loved your “baroque” comment, but perhaps we should look at the lawyer and see that he is just an impressionist or a minimalist, which probably covers at least 99.9% of all that race…
Ushindi about 15 years ago
Very good, 4deer. Excellent (but did you leave out a “can” after”Quinze”?).