Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for July 30, 2021

You mean eau de toilette?

Arrrroooooo, one of my favorites slurp slurp

Well urnials in bars often had ice in them, (it’s a cheap way to keep down the smell.)

Do you want that double-flushed?

in a glass or a porcelain bowl?

With a hint of Tidy-Bowl?

What time does the butt sniffing show start? Will there be amateur tail wagging tonight?

Eau de toilette on the rocks.

I don’t think you’d get toilet water neat.

Nox On the Rocks?