FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 07, 2021

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 3 years ago

    yeah, the page of lunacy

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    sirbadger  about 3 years ago

    If the sound comes from one speaker at a time, you can make it sound like sound is moving around the room in a strange pattern. You could have a speaker that makes it sound like the announcer sniffed helium. Guitar style reverb would make cricket chirps sound better.

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    cdward  about 3 years ago

    I just gotta wonder what their budget is.

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    superkrispy  about 3 years ago

    I’m sensing a National Lampoon Christmas-style power drain coming.

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    Joseph Shelby Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Cirque du Soleil’s Love in Las Vegas (the Beatles one) is one hell of a set-up. 6 speakers (counting your personal subwoofer under your seat) per person, plus focused ones on and above the stage and then ambiance/echo ones surrounding the whole audience.

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    Purple People Eater  about 3 years ago

    If there are 30 students in the class, and they need 5 or 6 big speakers per student, then that makes 150 to 180 big speakers. Where are they going to put the students?

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    smilingtexan  about 3 years ago

    will they be able to get funding for such a setup?

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    David in Webb Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I’m pretty sure the teacher is going to say “NO”!!!!

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    BiggerNate91  about 3 years ago

    The audience is now deaf. JMX Sound.

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    BakaBard  about 3 years ago

    Okay – I know JMX is just a play on THX, but I have to wonder what the initials mean in this universe. ;-)

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    Bill The Nuke  about 3 years ago

    Wait until they see the non-existent school budget.

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    Robert4170  about 3 years ago

    Given the fact that films shown in schools of the time were all in mono sound, there would be no true surround, only the same channel repeated in multiple speakers. Films of the time also had limited bass.

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    Brian  Premium Member about 3 years ago

    “Your budget for new equipment is $5.”

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 3 years ago

    Is this for their classroom, or a large concert hall?

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    cherns Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Ah, those old days, when we used to worry about the difference between the East Coast sound of Acoustic Research AR-1s vs. the West Coast Sound of the JBL L100/4311 vs the massive Klipschorns vs the electrostatic Quads. (West Coasters claimed that ARs sounded that way because Edgar Villchur’s seat at the Boston Symphony was under the balcony and therefore muffled. Actually, I once visited the AR factory in Cambridge and met Villchur.) Nowadays, my ears aren’t that great, and my hearing aids help only a bit.

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