Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for August 12, 2021

Ha! Never thought about that option, didja?

W-e-e-e-l-l-l, it depends if we’re talking all new scripts or replays.

But the season will have fewer shows and new, poorly thought out recurring characters.

The ratings were good in a key demographic.

There will also be another thousand new “Gold Fever” shows. Just how many different ones will they conjure up? At least the Kardashians are leaving the air. They are…aren’t they? Please tell me they are. PLEASE!!!

Congratulations, you got to first base.

My wife and I are in our 50th season. We even have the Simpson beat.

Imagine my thrill.

Oh, that’s right. I have to renew Paramount+ next week. Can’t miss “Lower Decks.”

However, your access to the channel behind my hands is not included. :P

He really looks thrilled by her pronouncement.

She can’t evict him it’s mandated.