Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for August 13, 2021

Now try 2700 pages of Congressional mumbo jumbo.

Bought something a month ago. Fine print was longer than the description/instructions.

Remind me, which one is the party of the third part?

If the text on warning labels gets any smaller, they might be better off just to write WATCH YOURSELF and save the ink.

My head hurts when I have to read such documents. Legalize should be taught as a second language in school.

A lovely way to spend time together……….not!

If you boil down the End User Licensing Agreements the seller can do whatever they want and there is nothing you can do about it.

There it is in plain English.

Was around when a lawyer was handed a document to sign. It evidently said something about not suing. Lawyer laughed and said he’d sign it, but “you can never give up your right to sue”.

"Whereas, the party of the second part, herein after called “the party of the second part”, shall cease and desist…"

I tried about 15 times ever, to read the terms and conditions. And 15 times I failed to get past the first paragraph.