B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 14, 2021

Moan.

Stephan Pastis, stay out of the other strips!

It will take one of the ousted Belarus Olympic coaches.

Do you want your meal fresh or reheated?

Carrion my wayward son.

What does the plane look like?

Bud-um… Tshhhh!

Now I wanna know why a BIRD needs an AIRPLANE to fly?

He picks up his own carrion.

Cattle class works really well for vultures!

I saw a Far Side comic once with this joke.

Last trip, I sat next to him.

Lol

Okay, since this comic sorta touches on word play/meaning and all: does anybody know what the term is for words that have seemingly totally unrelated meanings? Examples: seal (animal, to close); host (large group, small wafer); issue (publication, children, problem); box (container, sport); bear (animal, to support). Can anybody direct me to a website where such things are discussed? THANX! (Just another day in the life of an English-speaker. . .)

“Can’t cha flies on your own? "

“Yes I can, but not with carrion.”

That one slayed me.

Carrion! Love is coming to us all! – Steve Stills, US troubadour, c. 1969

I’m thinking that critter is the plane, the pilot, the crew and the passenger compartment all in one. For Star Trek fans, he’s a first generation transporter. Here to there a byte at a time.

Keep Calm and Carrion

Vulture Capitalist?

I once created a jig-saw puzzle called “Roadkill”. Very challenging indeed

An oldie…

Would that be stage coach or baseball coach?

Pilots fly free.

BC presents: Buzzard Week…or Buzzard Weak…

Old joke.

TSA asks, "Did you pick your carrion from the road, or did someone pick it for you?