Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 01, 2021

Stops the bugs and provides entertainment at the same time. Looks like a real winner.

I’d buy it.

I’d buy one in an instant.

The fly, wasp and mosquito alliance are not amused!

Showtime!

It’s called the ‘Shaz-zap’

Dang. Where can I gets one of those. These mosquitoes is unbearable.

Oh yes. Please. I want one.

Yay!

I want one, Wiz!

middle ages bug zapper! Nice!

Mosquito killer. Where can I get one?

Isn’t “zot” the sound an anteater catching an ant makes?

Can I find one on Amazon?

Boy… that would be great!

You could be a Billionaire with that invention…..

And he called it… The Bug Zopper!

(So close… So close…)

So – he had a cupful of tiny fireflies all attached to little string leashes? :-)

In Saskatchewan you would need 88mm anti-aircraft cannon to have even a partial chance.

The wizard’s invention is better than that those chinese electric bats.

there’s static in the air

or is it love that’s everywhere

that makes the heart to skip a beat

and helps the world to overheat.

or is the buzz somewhat confused

by the things that keep us amused

and lets us be free from flies

plus helps the time pass quickly by…..

yes helps the time pass quickly by

And it provided a crispy bowlful for the bar patrons.

How much for that on Amazon?

Get to the patent office as soon as they open tomorrow, Wiz.

“If your idea of high-quality entertainment is a six-pack of beer and a bug zapper …

“You Might Be A Redneck.”

— Jeff Foxworthy

“BEST INVENTION YET, WIZ”

(disagrees with this dialogue)