Batch Rejection by Garey McKee for July 26, 2021

Sorry no. But you can try the animal shelter down the street.

SPCA has plenty of jobs like that!!

Make it ‘pet cats’ and ‘read all day’, and I’m your girl! The Best Job!

Was that on her resume?

Yes. The unpaid, volunteer positions.

Reminds me of a Johnny Carson one liner

How much do they pay in those cat cafés, I wonder?

If we had positions like that….I’d take one!

I’ve always wanted a job like that.

Now THAT would be AWESOME! (Bill Engval)

I’d even take one with dogs if the cats are unavailable.

Hey everyone. The line for a job like that starts just behind me.

It’s a shame jobs like that are so hard to come by.

Cats do need it. Behind the ears, under the chin, base of tail (also called (by me) a butt-rub). They reward it with purring. It’s a win-win.