The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 06, 2021

That’s a good question…..

Best idea the kid has had yet!

A better question would be for a grandma pay to get them back

I believe Grammie takes them out every night and has never seen any money.

There isn’t enough money in the world to pay for those fangs of Mother Gargoyle’s!!

(O _ O)

Is he Brutus’s son, or is he Veeblefester’s?

He’s really chewing over his options.

Go ahead Wilburforce, it’s your funeral.

Considering how old Mother Gargle is, a wooden nickel seems apropos.

This plan will come back to bite him.

that won’t work. the tooth fairy will know that those are fake and that they aren’t yours… and no I did not try that out myself.

Kidthink

Not as much as she paid for them.

Wow, you’re working harder at getting easy money than actual, well, work.

As we watch the kid “develop”, it’s hard not to conclude that losers are ‘made’, not just ‘born’.

Nice idea but the contract says they got to be your own teeth. However if Grammie “LOST” her dentures, and had to buy a new set, her dentist might give you a commission. Better not do it though…..

I wonder what children get from the tooth fairy now or if it is still a practice. When I was a boy 60 years ago I got a quarter.

I think he better be careful what he asks for, because this could take a bad turn…https://www.thefarside.com/2021/08/06/4

Only part of a tooth doesn’t call for a money reward…

I don’t know what you’ll get from the tooth fairy Wilberforce, but Grammy Gargle will certainly have something for you.

Probably a note from the tooth fairy saying, “Nice try, but give Granny her teeth back!”.

Don’t risk it Wilberforce. Tell your dad and I’m sure he’ll be glad to do it for you.

Actually, this is pretty creative. It won’t work, but it’s something most of us probably wouldn’t have thought of.

Have him read the last comic on today’s FarSide website.

That might work if my implants fall out! I might even get my money back that I paid for them ;-)