Today’s strip reminds me of something the late humorist Lewis Grizzard wrote. Lewis decided he needed to get some exercise so he decided he would play tennis. He said he tried that one day and the next day, he wasn’t able to even lift a toothbrush to brush his teeth.
Pharmakeus Ubik over 3 years ago
A ball gag could help with both of those issues, Adam.
Cactus-Pete over 3 years ago
How does he know that? I would think if he had tried it, everyone would have noticed the screaming.
Enter.Name.Here over 3 years ago
1 day workout, 1 day recovery. Work upper body on odd days and lower body on even days. Give those muscles time to grow new tissue.
nosirrom over 3 years ago
I wonder if he’ll decide to not work his glutes anymore. I mean it can be a pain in the ….
well-i-never over 3 years ago
Good time to schedule a colonoscopy – he’ll be half-prepped in four days.
Michael G. over 3 years ago
Collateral benefit!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Well, a win win loss, yes? No.
Doctor Toon over 3 years ago
I really have trouble feeling sympathy for Adam
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
Lesson learned, start out slow and easy, and stay that way.
lkcelleo over 3 years ago
Don’t he has a toddler that he have to keep up with? That will burns calories quickly.
Mentor397 over 3 years ago
Yeh, I’m the same way, but I don’t need a workout to break me.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
Sounds like my “20-lb Fork Diet”, soon to be a major best-seller.
Chris Sherlock over 3 years ago
Today’s strip reminds me of something the late humorist Lewis Grizzard wrote. Lewis decided he needed to get some exercise so he decided he would play tennis. He said he tried that one day and the next day, he wasn’t able to even lift a toothbrush to brush his teeth.
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member over 3 years ago
Beginner’s workout next day rigor mortis.