Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for August 18, 2021

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    pschearer Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Oh Honey, you ain’t seen nuthin’ yet.

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    Ubintold  over 3 years ago

    Bummer.

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    zerotvus  over 3 years ago

    can i get a pill for that?

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Oh no – that proves fatal in 100% of cases.

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    dflak  over 3 years ago

    I looked up my medical condition on the web. In three clicks I went from having a mild headache to clinically dead.

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    sandpiper  over 3 years ago

    Online sites from proven med centers and major university med centers usually give more accurate and sometimes more depressing news, but they are trustworthy.

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    That’s a big problem right there.

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    oldlady07 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Only middle aged? Yippee!

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    Buckeye67  over 3 years ago

    Unfortunately, there is only one cure for middle age and that’s old age.

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    Dorothy Ownbey Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “I’m so far over the hill, I can’t remember seeing the hump!” Chill Wills.

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    Judy Saint Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Read further. It’s cancer. It’s always cancer.

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    pshea  over 3 years ago

    Wait ’til you turn 60!

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    J. R. M.   over 3 years ago

    Is it contagious? Most likely hereditary.

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