Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 13, 2021

So fanciful!

That escargot is hauling axes.

He took lessons from Weevil Kneivel.

Better yet, he’s gonna do a 180 while he’s up there and land backwards.

Watch for when he peels out!

See that S Car Go!

Slicker than Snot.

Will he stick the landing?

I think there is levitation involved here. The trajectory doesn’t make sense for the position of the ramp. (or is that a springboard?)

Check for gas (helium) in his shell?

Do they get rated on the distance or air time? Air time for a snail could be quite long.

With enough slime you can do most anything

Why is it looking to the left?

It’s amazing what you can do with a rubberband…

Once in a while a strip really tickles me.

Turtle to cop: “I was mugged by three snails”

Cop: “can you tell me what happened?”

Turtle: “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”

That snail can sail.

He shelled out a lot for that turbo.

if he comes down a bit short, the end guy’s going to get slimed….

Check him for steroids.

Watch out belooooow…slime comin in

Look at that escargot go!

How much do you have to shell out to watch this?

What does he have under the hood? Is it legal?

♪ I believe I can fly ♪

Bet he’s using performance enhancers in his slime.

I think he’s been sucking in helium…

hope you didn’t jinx him….he hasn’t landed yet!

Better check him for PEDs, Performance Enhancing Devices.

Now that is a clever and original one!

Literally, laugh out loud funny!!Good one!

How do you know it’s a “he”

Evel S’nevel