Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for August 12, 2021

That’s how she’ll keep you on bored.

The worst part is that she locked lizard to his ankle.

I used to sleep on a stack of pallets but I got board.

That explains your blockhead.

Would you rather the shock collar?

Lil went to get reinforcements! He’s an habitual offender of English spelling and Grammar….they’ll officially put him on notice…hic cup

When he moves, he just lumbers along.

“I am Board. Resistance is Footile.”

Herman sounds fine …

he just needs to ditch the word balloons …!

So he can’t walk away from Sid’s? Doesn’t sound too bad…

I hate it when people say that they’ve been through the ringer, instead of wringer.

Defund the spelling & grammar police.

“I’m bored. I’m the chairman of the bored.” – Iggy Pop

Lil, the world most annoying mind reader.

today’s dialogue is pretty wooden…

So she can tell how he is spelling it by listening to him… or do cartoon characters really speak in bubble-writing?… Is that some kind of new language?

So she’s had him monitized?

The gal comes prepared!