Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for August 19, 2021

She’s going to take a cab. Or maybe a chenin blanc.

If your going to home school, you need supplies.

Predicting an excess supply of sommeliers coming from the next generation thanks to the diligent efforts of the Corps of Mommy Educators. Esprit de COME One COME For All. A few good drinkers.

She already got supplies for the kids.

Now she’s getting supplies for herself.

Stop by Tractor Supply and get some heavy chain as well.

Sensing a theme across many comics/memes: kids are apparently unbearably irritating. I hypothesize that parents gush over their children in the hopes that us childless folks will have kids and be stuck with them like they are. Misery likes company as they say.

The null hypothesis is that parents are just psychotic and/or exhausted.

It’s become an uphill bottle.

Time to stock up. 10% off on a case…..

So – while the kids are having graham crackers and milk, Mom is having “juice” again?

My favorite wine glass says: “I teach, what’s your excuse?”