Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 12, 2021

This time with feeling!

Excuses, excuses.

And another “Boo” as in, “BOO! That joke was terrible! I want my money back!”

does a unicorn accent sound British?

That would be tough!

Maybe an Irish type accent? As per the Irish Rover’s Unicorn song?

Marigold. That’s not constructive criticism.

Looks like Phoobe made a boo-boo.

Yeah, your voice isn’t sparkly enough!

I’ll bet Marigold sounds like a New Yorker. Or maybe she has a Boston accent?

Everyone’s a critic. Also, you hear about the restaurant on the Moon? The food is great, but it has no atmosphere.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Phoebe. Phoebe who? Fee be 25 cents to listen to Marigold’s joke.

Time for a ‘Knock, Knock’ on the head! … (But, for Phoebe or Marigold)?! …

So we now have the set up for the joke. Any suggestions for a punch line? Or is it all in the timing and delivery?