Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 20, 2021

A good play on words.

I guess the well DEE-cided not to take your coinage.;-D

Wait around to see if it makes a Snyder remark.

Punny :o)

That coin is flying in a penny arc. Does the well contain some kind of “ade”?

Shake well before u sing.

Be thankful it didn’t grant a twisted answer to your wish.

I always thought Septic Shock would be a good band name.

That was so bad, it was funny. Therefore…..WELL done!

Had to have a plumber come unclog a men’s urinal in the restroom of my restaurant. It was a quarter. Plumber said, “This isn’t a gol-durned wishing well!”

they must’ve been surprised when the well told them, i wanna rock…

Have you no shame, sir?

Have you no shame?!