Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for August 20, 2021

Don’t let him fix you.

Besides, it could turn out that the new vet is a woman…

After all we are mammals too (our internal organs are similar) and vets are doctors.

Take it. It’s the best you can expect until Bernie 2 gets elected Presdidn’t.

Very bad plan…

Vets are anything but cheap.

…and it’s fully accredited:

“Nursing programs run by an Education Management Corp. for-profit college face a review by accreditors after an Arizona campus allegedly canceled clinical courses and used veterinary supplies when it ran out of medical equipment. Brown Mackie College will evaluate nursing students at its Tucson location and reteach those deemed deficient at its own expense, under a consent agreement with the Arizona State Board of Nursing.”

“His educational career began interestingly enough in agricultural school, where he majored in animal husbandry, until they caught him at it one day.” —Tom Lehrer

There are 32 veterinary colleges and 155 medical colleges in the US; it is much harder getting into a vet school. The cost for a office visit for a dog is often greater than for a human

I see the GOPs finally revealed their plan.

I assume they mean Military Veteran Doctor. Best there is……

To be fair, some vets are better than some (human) doctors.