Last Kiss by John Lustig for August 16, 2021

“Will you go out with me tonight?” “No, I’m getting married tonight!” “Well, what about tomorrow night?”

Details!

It took a long time for her to get closure. I guess she can stop waiting for a phone call now.

I guess he doesn’t need servicing anymore. But sooner or later he will want to have his ‘oil’ changed.

“Gee, I guess you got all the breaks” so you won’t miss the ones on your car.

the look on her face says, why are you telling me this…?

I followed the link to read “First Love Illustrated” #89, and came across a panel in a feature titled “The Boy Loves You When . . .” There was a panel where some guys were asking a friend to go bowling. The friend was in the process of escorting a rather presentable young lovely into a theater (for, I believe, a double feature), and he tells the guys “Not tonight, fellows! I’ve got a date with You-Know-Who.”

If I had been writing the panel it would’ve been on the tip of my tongue to have the Young Lovely brightly ask: “Oh? Is she anyone I know?”

Now I’m wondering how long I’ve been reading “First Kiss?”

…and you are?

That was quick?

I’ll bet that hurt! Usually the wife does that sort of thing.

Simple…just don’t bring them along.

“But I’m not getting married or having kids tonight, so are you free?”

Good adaptation, John….but it looks like she ain’t buying what he’s trying to sell.

You know how it is.