Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 31, 2021

I was hoping it was…..“Yield”…..

A potent conversation ender.

Just ‘face it’, ‘Shoe’, your reputation has proceeded you ‘all over town’ ! ! ! ! !

“Hammered Time!” (Sorry MC)

hump…?

When I look at you, I sense a Road Hazard sign.

What was that explosion? Oh, it’s just Shoe’s ego getting blown up to smithereens.

Shoe really needs to work on his pick-up lines. You would think a newspaper man would be more creative.

Pretty much “No Entry”.

“Merge” would be better.

I love these, what appears to be, “Henny Youngman” one liners. I know they are not but, they are still brilliant.

In the ’60’s and ’70’s I spent my share of time in bars/clubs, heard a lot of pick-up lines, BUT never was asked my sign.

One of one of the best older toons

Neon.

Get rid of the cigar if you are going to try and pick up women.

Well, it could have been an abusive hand-sign.

Duck, duck………..duck!