The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 19, 2021

Yes, it tastes diluted…..

Well Brutus, next time ask for “organic, gluten-free, sodium free, non-fat, all natural Halal mountain spring mineral water!!”

/SHMIRK/

It probably tastes like watermelon.

Sorry, we poured out the dish water just before you got here.

too much tap and not enough mountain spring.

Maybe the glass is not clean.

Hoped you wouldn’t notice any difference Brutus. The pipes in this old building are old lead pipes, so I ordered dehydrated powdered water thin out the taste of the lead in the water. Guess you’ll have to find another source of lead in your diet.

My wife drinks spring water, I don’t want to get used to it as it will ruin tap water for me. Same reason I try to stay from premium coffee houses. As long as I don’t develop a taste for a $5.00 cup of coffee, I am happy with my $0.10 cup I make at home.

Don’t pay him for it.

strangely, I’ve actually diluted my water…

Poor Brutus, he must feel like Charlie Brown. Charlie Brown – you’re a clown – why is everybody always picking on me?

Needs Ketchup!

you can tell by looking at him that brutus prefers heavy water…

It’s California, it tastes like mud.

No, this time he served it in a clean glass and kept his thumb out of it.

Dehydrated water never tastes right.

They replaced the lead pipes thanks to Joe’s infrastructure bill and have upgraded the water treatment plant to remove all the calcium and magnesium.

On this one, Brutus is definitely right. If the water tastes funny or different, a warning to the establishment is definitely in order. Brutus is not a picky person and most of us can tell if water tastes funny. Might be nothing but a caution is in order. Unless of course his mother-in-law is making it as she complains about everything…..

Either it’s city water or a dirty glass. Hopefully he doesn’t live in Flint Michigan.

Maybe not watered down, but recycled.

In that diner? Eh, could be

If the water taste funny Brutus, it may be wise to beat a fast retreat out of that restaurant before your meal arrives.

homeopathic water

We secretly switched, Brutus’ regular water with Folger’s freeze dried water…(Let’s see if he can tell the difference."

Must be from Central California!