B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 21, 2021

Big ant or small turtle?

*Riddle: How did the turtle get to the other side of the river?

*… or Jeopardy Clue Answer

Next time take a squirrel – they are even more “skippy”

I wonder how many have actually seen the cross-section of a turtle’s shell.

Just wait till he tries it with an alligator snapping turtle. That will put a real snap in the wrist now.

At least he didn’t turn turtle.

When asked why he did that, he’ll say it was a conservation issue. The other side of the river was safe for the turtle.

John or one of his unfortunate relatives?

Wow! Shell we rest now?

Looks a lot like a softshell turtle. https://www.petguide.com/breeds/turtle/florida-softshell-turtle/

A a kid on the beach, we used clam shells. However, in BC clams are currency so that would be like throwing money away.

The shell game is this old? :-0

I have to admire a good skipper. I almost never get over 3. Yeah, yeah I know. Pretty much every girl friend I’ve had could do better. …not sorry.

Must have used turtle wax.

Sad part is that he had just crossed over from that side…

It’s all just a big shell game.

And some creeks make rivers.

No humor in animal cruelty.