There are all kinds of food companies ready to sell you delicious meals that will lose you twenty pounds in a month. I love the guarantee: “We’ll give you your money back if you don’t lose up to twenty pounds in the first month.” I have to wonder, What does “UP TO twenty pounds” mean? If you don’t lose at least 19.999 pounds? 19.5 pounds?
David OBrien almost 3 years ago
No, that is a plus.
Dorothy Ownbey Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I’ve wondered about that for decades!
tremaine53 almost 3 years ago
“Nope. The only size we carry is ‘Unhealthily Thin’.”
Ontman almost 3 years ago
No doubt the most asked question.
[Traveler] Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Unfortunately, normal has been getting larger and larger.
Michael G. almost 3 years ago
“No, but Omar Khayyam’s establishment is just two doors down to your left!”
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Well yes we do! Are you a normal person?
Amanda El-Dweek creator almost 3 years ago
I’ve wondered that my whole life.
RonnieAThompson Premium Member almost 3 years ago
As Moms Manley said, “If you see someone acting normal nowadays, they’re probably not feeling well.
Ray*C almost 3 years ago
There are all kinds of food companies ready to sell you delicious meals that will lose you twenty pounds in a month. I love the guarantee: “We’ll give you your money back if you don’t lose up to twenty pounds in the first month.” I have to wonder, What does “UP TO twenty pounds” mean? If you don’t lose at least 19.999 pounds? 19.5 pounds?
Chris Sherlock almost 3 years ago
No one does. Ever.
Sir Isaac almost 3 years ago
Size N?
mistercatworks almost 3 years ago
“Those are the ones that sell out first.”