Batch Rejection by Garey McKee for August 09, 2021

No, that is a plus.

I’ve wondered about that for decades!

“Nope. The only size we carry is ‘Unhealthily Thin’.”

No doubt the most asked question.

Unfortunately, normal has been getting larger and larger.

“No, but Omar Khayyam’s establishment is just two doors down to your left!”

Well yes we do! Are you a normal person?

I’ve wondered that my whole life.

As Moms Manley said, “If you see someone acting normal nowadays, they’re probably not feeling well.

There are all kinds of food companies ready to sell you delicious meals that will lose you twenty pounds in a month. I love the guarantee: “We’ll give you your money back if you don’t lose up to twenty pounds in the first month.” I have to wonder, What does “UP TO twenty pounds” mean? If you don’t lose at least 19.999 pounds? 19.5 pounds?

No one does. Ever.

Size N?

“Those are the ones that sell out first.”