Herman by Jim Unger for August 25, 2021

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    Imagine  over 3 years ago

    Five seconds a blood curdling scream. Turns out the goldfish were actually piranhas.

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    sirbadger  over 3 years ago

    Remember to aerate the water with bubbles.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Remember to put it back in the bowl before emptying the bathtub.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  over 3 years ago

    I’m gonna try that.

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    sandpiper  over 3 years ago

    Does exercising your goldfish count on the activity chart?

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    This will likely be their last swim.

    Might as well make it a bubble bath bath.

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  over 3 years ago

    With these prospects you’re giving him a trauma for life!

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    Linguist  over 3 years ago

    So many thoughts … so many ways to get myself banned by GOATKOMIXS if I write them down …

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    paranormal  over 3 years ago

    Poor goldfish…

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    Calvins Brother  over 3 years ago

    He’s got it doing laps.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 3 years ago

    And.. positioned himself at a cleaning station, those goldfish will have him free of parasites in no time flat.

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    CeceliaWD Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Back in the early 60s when they closed the village pool on Labor Day they put goldfish in it for the kids to catch and take home. First, I was only 4 or 5 and I think that is where my irrational fear of squirmy fish came from. Second, what were they thinking?? Several tens of bad possibilities leap to mind.

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    phlash  over 3 years ago

    Y’ever been by a koi pond at feeding time?

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    zarilla  over 3 years ago

    “Five seconds a blood curdling scream. Turns out the goldfish were actually piranhas.”

    I think one would see the difference.

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