Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 27, 2021

With The weight of that gate you should have been climbing.

“…and look how quickly the gate falls…oops

Rodney does something better than I ever could!

Now Duke, if you would take a wee step to your left, I’ll show you a little joke the King taught me, wait for it, wait for it …

now catch the the gate on your head.

In gym class I climbed the rope, then I fell off the rope.

Leave comment here, eh? Okay. In 10th grade rope climbing was part of the PE testing. The rope was 20 feet and the record was 4 seconds flat, set a couple years before. I made it in about a minute.

Maybe you should step away from below that spiked gate, Dukey. Girlie hands there may just loose control of the gate.

What Duke wears a crown more suitable for a King??

What? No windlass?

Just be sure to not drop it.

So those pipe-cleaner arms are actually useful for something!

Once again, great sound effects!

Rope climbing was just about the only thing I was any good at in gym class. And I am a tad acrophobic. Go figure.

LOL!

I could never get more than 5 ft up that gym rope … but then why climb to the top, 25 feet above a hardwood basketball court? Leave that for Special Ops … God Bless them!

Rohan? Where is his horse.

RICA?

Theoden might have something to say about that extraneous apostrophe. And I don’t think he had any Dukes in his court.

Should have bigger biceps by now Rodney

Why a duke?

I always hated that. Gym teacher would stand below me, grinning, and holding a large pair of shears…

That’s the duke? I thought it was the fool, wearing the king’s crown for some reason.

That’s why the fink is so short. Somebody let go while he was under it.

Yeah, pulling down a rope is exactly the same as climbing up it.

Not able to see the princess with that long mane.