Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 27, 2021

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    wjones  over 3 years ago

    With The weight of that gate you should have been climbing.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  over 3 years ago

    “…and look how quickly the gate falls…oops

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    wiatr  over 3 years ago

    Rodney does something better than I ever could!

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    B UTTONS  over 3 years ago

    Now Duke, if you would take a wee step to your left, I’ll show you a little joke the King taught me, wait for it, wait for it …

    now catch the the gate on your head.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  over 3 years ago

    In gym class I climbed the rope, then I fell off the rope.

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    flagmichael  over 3 years ago

    Leave comment here, eh? Okay. In 10th grade rope climbing was part of the PE testing. The rope was 20 feet and the record was 4 seconds flat, set a couple years before. I made it in about a minute.

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    Maybe you should step away from below that spiked gate, Dukey. Girlie hands there may just loose control of the gate.

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    Sanspareil  over 3 years ago

    What Duke wears a crown more suitable for a King??

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    BigDaveGlass  over 3 years ago

    What? No windlass?

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    Goat from PBS  over 3 years ago

    Just be sure to not drop it.

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    jagedlo  over 3 years ago

    So those pipe-cleaner arms are actually useful for something!

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    rickseg  over 3 years ago

    Once again, great sound effects!

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    rickseg  over 3 years ago

    Rope climbing was just about the only thing I was any good at in gym class. And I am a tad acrophobic. Go figure.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    LOL!

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    gingerspike88 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I could never get more than 5 ft up that gym rope … but then why climb to the top, 25 feet above a hardwood basketball court? Leave that for Special Ops … God Bless them!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Rohan? Where is his horse.

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    klapre  over 3 years ago

    RICA?

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    delennwen  over 3 years ago
    Theoden might have something to say about that extraneous apostrophe. And I don’t think he had any Dukes in his court.
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    geese28  over 3 years ago

    Should have bigger biceps by now Rodney

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    Richard L. Johnston  over 3 years ago

    Why a duke?

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I always hated that. Gym teacher would stand below me, grinning, and holding a large pair of shears…

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    mr_sherman Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Being a tree climber since I was a small kid, climbing a rope didn’t take much adaptation. However, for some reason we were told not to touch the beam at the top.

    Oops.

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    Boise Ed Premium Member over 3 years ago

    That’s the duke? I thought it was the fool, wearing the king’s crown for some reason.

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    Plods with ...™  over 3 years ago

    That’s why the fink is so short. Somebody let go while he was under it.

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    GreggW Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Yeah, pulling down a rope is exactly the same as climbing up it.

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    hagarthehorrible  over 3 years ago

    Not able to see the princess with that long mane.

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