Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for August 16, 2021
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Transcript:
Horoscope Capricorn - Your tin can habit is getting way out of hand. Aquarius - Check the kitchen drawer. Your coupons have expired. Pisces - Today they will remove your little castle. Tomorrow...? Aries - I'm sorry, we have no horoscope listings under "Aries" at this time. Taurus - You burn oil and pull to the left. Gemini - You are confident your court appearance will vindicate you & allow you to put these absurd allegations behind you. Cancer - Shellfish is very high in cholesterol. Beware Leo - Time to thin the herd. Virgo - You're 39. lose the cats & the sci-fi fandom & get a date. Libra - You amass enough gravity to attract small satellites. Scorpio - Your plans for global domination fail when all your toadies strike, demanding nicer jumpsuits. Sagittarius - The "Mr. Ed" theme song sticks in your head all day, starting right now.
Cpeckbourlioux about 3 years ago
Earworm! Earworm! That’s just cruel.
Sisyphos about 3 years ago
Born in July, but I don’t eat shellfish, usually. Rare exceptions….
Stick that in your horoscope and ponder it!