Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for March 22, 2023
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november skywatch the november sky is chock full of fascinating objects & phenomena sure to delight even the most finicky stargazer. it is, really, i swear! just look at all those constellations 'n' stuff! that one looks like a tuba, kind of, doesn't it? in early november there'll be a lunar eclipse! that'll be fun, right? euphonium sluggo the walker lunar eclipse reflux gravlax bellicose and sometime in mid-november the leonid meteor shower will dazzle us with hundreds of pretty meteors going woosh across th- what, you're just going to lie there? c'mon, get up, you're missing it! man: no. on thanksgiving, the underdog ballon from the macy's parade, accidentally released by inept balloon handlers will soar across the night sky & be attacked by an angry flcok of canadian geese. the resulting explosion of feathers & scraps of underdog will be clear-ly visible f man: what? ha! sucker! made you look!
Cpeckbourlioux over 1 year ago
Sluggo! Long time no see!
Teto85 Premium Member over 1 year ago
That reminds me, I need to re-read and re-watch Hibike Euphonium. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQz62rjmeDA
kc5qnk over 1 year ago
Extra points for knowing what a Euphonium is! :)
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
This could set “star-gazing” back a hundred years! Groan!
SpammersAreScum over 1 year ago
“Canada Geese”, actually. Still funny, though.