Free Range by Bill Whitehead for August 26, 2021

“Lure” him into other interests.

If you’re a fish, teach him how to catch chicken.

Teach a fish to swim away, and he’ll starve.

Cute little fishes.

The fish equivalent is:

If someone offers you a free meal carefully make sure there isn’t a hook.

TANSTAFL !!!

Let the man pollute the oceans and there will be no fish left.

Give a fish a bowl and it has a place to live.

Teach a fish to bowl and … ?

Or as the jaded wife says “Teach a man to Fish and you get rid of him on weekends”.

Just hope that your owner has taught the cat not to fish.

And nice if he has a fishing pole.

“There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.” Stephen Wright.

Teach a man to cook a fish and he’ll start a successful business and no longer beg you for fish.

Move to Illinois, promise to vote for the proper party, and you won’t even have to worry about fishing.

Fish: “Whose sadistic idea was this?”

“Give a man a fish, and he’ll eat for a day. Teach him to fight, and he’ll feast on the meaty marrow of his foes for a lifetime!”

- Coxswain Ulrich

It’s the food chain thing.

BUT, fish eat fish.

Kelly’s Roast Beef, located here in Massachusetts, has several seafood dishes on the menu. The restaurant also has a large fish tank. When I carry my food past the fish tank, I always offer an apology to the residents therein and the hope that I’m not eating one of their cousins.

When corporate America pollutes the streams so that the fish die and make $$$$$$$$$$$& then blame the poor sucker ‘cause he can’t catch any fish – that’s the GOP & Fox News!

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day; teach him to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.