B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 31, 2021

Probably a kidney stone and not Thor’s ‘Special of the House’…..Lucky you.

“Hey, Thor…the You-Know-Who company called…they’re running low on weiners and balogna, and need more of the slurry…”

I had one blasted at the hospital today, tonight I’m up WAY past my bedtime unable to sleep but at least I get to be among the first to post here instead of among the last. (I packed that stone around for over 15 years, wonder if I’ll miss it?)

Women complain about the pain of childbirth, but a kidney stone is worse, and I can prove it. A women will have a baby and complain about the pain. But a couple of years later, she’ll say “You know, I’d like to have another baby.” You’ll never hear a man say “You know, I’d like to have another kidney stone.”

… or he could have Food Poisoning – especially if he had the Special, the Beached Whale Slurry – it has been Aged – probably with lots of time for bacteria or other germs to multiple and flourish.

Kidney stones suck bad gas.

The trick to avoid them is to always drinks lotsa water.

Years ago, one of our news stations used to have a segment called “Behind The Kitchen Door” where their reporter would go into a restaurant that recently got a bad grade from the health inspectors… I wonder what they would find at Thor’s…

And what a huge one you have – looks like you’re lying on it!

I guess dinner at Thor’s is only an 11?

If he’d had the special at Thor’s (that sign made me laugh out loud with horror) he wouldn’t be complaining about pain.

He’d be much too busy with the projectile vomiting and dry heaves to even talk.

Dad had a kidney stone attack back in the 1950’s, and it hurt him like fire. The look on his face when it finally passed was like he was 20 years younger. The nurse said, That’s Mother Nature’s revenge because men don’t get pregnant. A few decades later, I experienced that same revenge, and I believed her. Mother Nature’s payback is awesome.

Aged, Beached, Whale slurry – sounds yummy!

This is good you can pass a kidney stone, but food from Thor’s Diner will kill you.

Love the stone bed! Better than a bed of nails…lol

Kidney Stone? The Whales not his!

She was a pioneer of that old adage “Location, location, location!”

’Took wife (RIP) to Emergency Room in Brookfield, WI and when she answered the pain level question similarly, the nurse sort of went ballistic, then she could not be given pain meds because the computer was down … all around 2 AM. Like many corporate troubles, their solution was to change their name.

Aged beached whale SLURRY?!? Urrp… Too much information

What about Roz’s Roost? Have you eaten there?

ouch this one’s to relatable to be funny to me.

When you get shot with an airsoft gun