The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 23, 2021

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Oh, what a lucky man.

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    dadthedawg Premium Member about 3 years ago

    That’s an offer…..he can’t refuse.

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    oldpine52  about 3 years ago

    Promises, promises.

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    wjones  about 3 years ago

    He may (don’t know for sure) just become a winner.

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    LookingGlass Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Oh happy day?!!!

    /SHMIRK/

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    Wilde Bill  about 3 years ago

    Don’t get his hopes up like that.

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    Leojim  about 3 years ago

    Sounds like mother Gargle isn’t very good at negotiating.

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    wiatr  about 3 years ago

    “Can I get that in writing and have it notarised?”

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    Baarorso  about 3 years ago

    “Heart to heart” she says. It’s a wonder if Ma Gargoyle…er..Gargle has ANY heart whatsoever!

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    jmworacle  about 3 years ago

    As Charles Hardin Holly use to sing: “That’ll be the day…”

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    GROG Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Reaspect has to be earnrd.

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    dcdete.  about 3 years ago

    I am just trying to figure out if this mother-in-law joke was first said by Harvey Korman on the Carol Burnett Show, or by Jackie Gleason on the Honeymooners?

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    Chris  about 3 years ago

    and she makes it sound like a bad thing. :)

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    rhpii  about 3 years ago

    Is it Christmas!?

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    gopher gofer  about 3 years ago

    talk about an invitation…

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    Michael G.  about 3 years ago

    Challenge accepted! :-)

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    CorkLock  about 3 years ago

    Brutus doing backflips -- YABBA DABBA DO… YABBA DABBA DO…

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    ChessPirate  about 3 years ago

    “Am I on ‘Candid Camera’?”

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    raybarb44  about 3 years ago

    Had he just known a little earlier in their marriage that’s all he had to do, Brutus might not have gone bald or gained that weight from not having all that stress of Mother’s visits. That’s in the past; too late now for that now. However, tomorrow now offers hope……

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    kathleenhicks62  about 3 years ago

    Can’t wait for her NOT to come! Me also—she’s the worst mother-in-law.

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    paranormal  about 3 years ago

    She means longer stays and more often, Brutus!

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    heathcliff2  about 3 years ago

    Ya.Hooo.

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    GiantShetlandPony  about 3 years ago

    Threats that aren’t really threats.

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    cuzinron47  about 3 years ago

    So, what’s the catch?

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    Lola85 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Don’t get your hopes up too high, Brutus. I don’t think that woman would stay away for very long, no matter how you treated her.

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    Buckeye67  about 3 years ago

    I think Brutus is willing to give Mother Gargle all the respect she deserves and he’s been doing that since they got married.

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    Plods with ...™  about 3 years ago

    Hope Brutus doesn’t play poker. sheesh

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Quick Brutus – buy a lottery ticket!

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  about 3 years ago

    The best Ultimatums usually have a dire result.

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    vacman  about 3 years ago

    I wish my MIL had made me that offer. However for the first five years of our married life she not only lived less than two miles from us, she was our landlord.

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