Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 03, 2021

Now That’s what I call popping wood!

Boy, those Ents sure do have a temper, don’t they ?

You can turn this one into flooring too.

It is retaliating for Wiz going out on a LIMB to FRAME an Old Growth uncle just because Wiz was BOARD watching Rodney trying to be a STUD. It plans to get to the ROOT of the problem and LEAVE nothing of Wiz to RING.

I am Groot! :-)

Only in Id, where a tree will grab you and beat the living you know what out of you.

Karma? Justice? Pay back? Revenge?

But wood this be justice?

So ya say bucky that your wife went out for a corned beef sandwich last week and the sandwich came back but she didn’t. Is that what’s troubling you pal? And your shoelace just busted and ya opened a big cut on your cheek trying to even out your sideburns and your daughters going out with a convict but you still think CO2 is killing the planet. Well lift your head up high and take a walk in the sun with dignity and stick-to-it-ness and ya show the world, ya show the world where to get off. You’ll never give up, never give up, never give up…that ship! Now you can exhale – twice for an old pal.

Watch out for splinters.

:D

Maybe next time Wiz will leaf them alone.

A different type of tree hugging!

the trees finally get some sweet revenge.

“Saw”…? Is it a preferred word to use under those circumstances?

My wainscoting has begun to look sinister.

What did you do to piss off groot this time, Wiz?

Middle earth really grabs you.

The Who used to attract trees – they had an Entwistle.

Reach out and touch someone….

Well I’m not worried. I can’t afford real wood floors. I have that new fake wood floors. They go with my fake leather furniture.

Guardians of the Galaxy 3: Groot Meets the Wood Chipper

In Id, the trees prune YOU.

Nice Poltergeist reference

Pretty sure that would happen if Ents were real…

Flooring, the Ents could handle. There at least some dignity to being a solid, long-lasting floor.

It’s ending up as single-use, throw-away chopsticks that really earns their ire.

She’s knot helping here.

This morning I picked up the last of a bit over 2000 lbs of vinyl plank flooring. Trees take notice!

The Wiz gets mistaken for Carol Anne’s brother.

Hahahaha!

(admires art of this cartoon)