Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 08, 2021

What’s the matter? Dog got your tongue?

Don’t just sit there with a dazed look on your face. Quick, someone get this cat a tonic.

Maybe the cat is suffering from Catatonia.

I’ll start using it immediately.

You’re meowing up the wrong tree.

In the meantime, be careful not to orbisculate yourself.

If “doggoneitall” is a polite replacement for “damnitall”, then “catgoneitall” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

“Oh, Mousefeathers!!!”

“I hear those humans saying ‘dog-gonitall’ all the time.

Maybe I just need to be even more of an annoyance."

Well I think it would be better if he just let sleeping cats lie. But I guess his mew is worse than his scratch.

Do it or he’ll start nocking stuff off your desk.

Catnabit! All for nothing!

I wonder if Webster’s and Funk and Wagnall are monitoring GoComics for new words. So everyone – catgonietall, catgonietall, catgonietall

You’re gonna have to develop your own dictionary.

After reading this funny Loose Parts I have now discovered Cattitude — Doggonit which will fit right after LP in my queue.

Wouldn’t work since Doggoneit is a polite euphemism for Goddamnit