Close to Home by John McPherson for August 30, 2021

It’s also happens when you get caught in the cross fire.

Hi Bleeb, sorry you have to see such gross and disgusting things.

Chicago syndrome.

Are you gonna plug those holes or just let him die right in front of you? How unprofessional!

Looks like he’s leaking Pepto Dismal.

We will be adding a $50 clean-up charge to your bill.

So that’s what that means.

Watch it, Bleeb, you’ll drown.

which is imaginary https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leaky_gut_syndrome

“Paging Dr. Brinker. Dr. Hans Brinker to Emergency Room C”

He’s come unplugged!

Yes, spell it out so he won’t know what you’re saying.

I see someone has taken quite an intake of pink lemonade in his system

It comes from gorging himself in Olduvai.

I hear that’s caused by lead poisoning.

Bile need a second opinion.

Sort of had to yell and spell over the noise of the waterfall there didn’t she. Gotta hate that gushing guts sound.

Just a minor leak. We’ll get to you in awhile. Make yourself comfortable.

Look out bleeb don’t get that on you

Better a leaky gut than a leaky butt.

Hi, Bleeb!

Nurse! Hook up that ECG, and get him started on a D5W drip, wide open! Hang a bag of Ringers, too…… and for Gods sake, someone get that cart in here, we need, umm…… four bandaids STAT!

What the hell has he been drinking ?

Better go get that little Dutch boy…

Does it keep your weight down??

Thank you Captain Obvious…..

YIKES!!! In the paper I thought WATER was pouring out. How GRUESOME!!!

Maybe you should run some tests first, just to be sure.

She tricked you Bleeb, she wearing pants.

Bleeb is safety out of range.

At an ER in Chicago…