The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 01, 2021

Sounds yummy…..

You sure do know how to partay.

With a diet soda.

Somebody is going to be clearing the house a little later on.

Poultine!

For a meal like that, I hope that Brutus took a Prilosec® or a Tagamet® to kill the heartburn that’s sure to follow!!

/YIKES/

I’m in pain just thinking about that menu!

Later Brutus has an appointment with the Cardiologist and the Dietitian and knows he will have no more escape.

She’s acting like that is a bad thing. Maybe she knows something about what in them that Brutus doesn’t.

Just reciting that selection gives me heartburn.

How much extra for the industrial strength anti-acids? ;D

How do you spell INDIGESTION?

Like shooting ‘Gorilla Glue’ into your arteries.

Yeah, I’d eat that!

Then, maybe spend three hours in the gym! LOL

That “cheese” sauce they use is bad enough, but add gravy and extra bacon, and it’s a heart attack on a plate. I have to say I am with Brutus on the chili dog with onions, peppers and hot mustard, that actually sounds pretty good.

Slow and delectable suicide.

I guess Brutus is prepping to throw more of his weight around like his boss just told him yesterday.

interesting diet he’s got going there. :)

Brutus is just fortifying himself for the afternoon meeting with the Boss. it’ll be a gas.

GRAVY on French Fries?! Yecch – never heard of it

I predict the repercussions of that meal will be seismic. Both for Brutus and all those who venture anywhere near him!

Did you also bring the defibrillator?

I eat less than that all day long, and none of those items.

So much for the diet eh Brutus?

Sounds like a mighty fine lunch. Could go for that myself..

Brutus my man – we got the same food likes… and cast iron stomachs. Go for it.

That brought a smile to his face!

I think the look on Brutus’s face is the same one he has after sex.

A meal fit for a King. Bon appetite your Majesty. May I join you?….

Where’s my diet coke?…..

Milkshake?

Ah yes, nothing like a well balanced meal.

Good recipe for heart burn!

YUCK!!!

“One all the way. One! Two frenchie. Two!”

I think Brutus is looking to clear the air with the boss later on.

I’ll take a 1/4 order of that.

Brutus’s diet promised yesterday has apparently been delayed till tomorrow, or perhaps forgotten about all together.

Heaven. :P

My husband would eat that meal.

He is going to need a Tums the size of a man-hole cover.

“Heartburn City” next stop.

i’d never heard of “loaded” fries before – guess it’s only a matter of time before someone comes up with a deep fried version…

I think I put on 5 pounds, just reading this.

Eeegh. That sounds too much even for ME!

/And I had a Wendy’s Bourbon Bacon Cheeseburger for lunch today, with a side of Baconater Fries.

Hey, the fries were FREE, I couldn’t say NO, could I?!?!

I wouldn’t light a cigar close to him after he finishes.

Does a defibrillator come with it?