Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 07, 2021

Isn’t “Let’s DIG into it” the slogan for WDIG? She IS trying to get Marty’s job! Ah, nights in the crap shack…

P3: Is that guy about 30 years old? Sounds like Mudhead from Firesign: “Heck no, I’m 30 years old!” I’m waiting to hear" I pity the fool who thinks we’re gonna choke!"

Interesting hairstyles this year: Tevin has the needles, and Boyd has the haystack.

“I ‘choke’ every night!”

P3 Tevin way ahead of his time with the doo!!

P4 I am going with Gordon when he starts duking it out with Boyd.

In all reality , you know me Boyd , I’m going to choke for sure . When the going gets tough us chokers start choking . Yes sir why should this year be any different than past years, thanks for asking .

P-1: “Gil, it’s Football! You remember Football?”

P-2: I been working on my legs, whatcha think?

P-3: the part of Gordon stars a guest appearance for a young kid named Clay

All right, so the next couple of days will be a recap of Tevin’s choking. It couldn’t have been with the Varsity football team, that would not make sense because he was not there last year. So did he choke in some big “important” JV game? Or was it in some other sport outside of Milford? Or was it on a loofah?

And speaking of loofahs, they get referenced a lot in Mopped Up Thorp, but not today.

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P 2.5: “…. Not as much as your mom chokes on this…”

P2- When did Milford get lavender lockers?

P3 & P3- Where does this Gordon play? Anywhere he wants to. At any rate, this kid is the first one off the bus when Milford has a road game. Unlike Ken Brown, this guy will most likely make things happen.

Yes I plan on choking so we can finish second in the valley.. Heather’s first story is an expose’ on choking.

What’s next for Heather, “don’t call me, I’ll call you”? Her attitude toward Gil sure has changed.

Are we building up to a locker room brawl?

Or is Tevin the new kid in town? going back to the car wash strips it seems like he is. Would ol Boyd be the kid who was expecting to be the new QB, until Tevin showed up.

“Yeah! Choke my chicken.”

Jefferson from Ridgemont High makes an appearance.

Gordon is upset since Damone has yet to produce the Earth, Wind & Fire tix for him and little brother.

Man, that guy is such a Boyd spiller. You got to watch your Boyd around him.

“The last guy we had at Milford that did a lot of choking, his dad killed one of our classmates!”

P1.5 “Speaking of digging Heather, can you give it a reach in and help dig out my “worm”?

Legit? Too legit to quit? Gordon’s about to announce that it’s Hammer Time on Spiller.