Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for September 17, 2021

Not even a horse should eat 30 apples.

He will be producing lots of apple sauce soon.

A day! An apple a day! (Silly horse! But IIRC, horses offered unlimited oats will eat themselves into some medical condition. Silly horses!)

I ate my “Apple” iPhone once in a day…my doc (and my financial advisor) told me I shouldn’t have done that

My doctor tolds me not to eats apples. Hmm…

Yes, there can be too much of a good thing

I figure cider is just concentrated apple.

An apple a day, Horace….Oy

Road apples.

Not only did it not keep “the” doctor away, but he’s being taken to a place where there are many doctors.

App-pull your leg, they’re really bananas… (Fruit jokes this week?)

Apple seeds contain cyanide.

Have to remember the time factor, Horace.

I eat two apples a day. It keeps a general practitioner and a specialist away.

Dude! Read the directions! AN apple a day!

Re the siren onomatopoeia: does Horace live in Europe?

Well, Horace… How Do You Like Them Apples…?

Heh. Puts me in mind of some (near) catastrophes 45 or so years ago when, in the middle of all the (recurring) heebie-jeebies about fats and oils, some government agency or other put out the word that olive oil is actually healthy. Αnd of course, wouldn’tcha know it, there were people out there drinking the stuff by the pint. (Not recommended.)

One too many apples.

Guy goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m out of shape. What should I do?”

Doctor says, “Walk a mile a day and call me in a week.”

A week later the guy calls and says, “Doc, I’m seven miles from home. What do I do now?”