Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 03, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  about 3 years ago

    No fair! Now the liberals and other lefties know how to answer the survey!

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Just think. This time last year Ron DeSantis and Rick Scott were duking it out for the title of worst person in Florida, and now they’re only competing for the title of the distant #2 spot.

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    Susan00100  about 3 years ago

    Can you even imagine what a “required” survey from a college in Texas would contain??

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    lalapalooza Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Office of the Guvnor lol

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    Zesty  about 3 years ago

    Who do you think you are kidding, Ron DeSantis?

    “We do not want [our universities] as basically hotbeds for stale ideology,” says the Guvnor.

    The law ‘requires the state’s colleges and universities to conduct an annual survey examining how well “competing ideas and perspectives are presented”’.

    It sounds rather like ensuring that schools “teach the controversy” over evolution.

    This gem comes from what I naturally assumed was a spoof site, but it may actually be sincere: “We need you help. The Florida house of representatives voted to give special protection to teachers that teach the controversy about evolution, but failed to protect those who want to explore geocentrism.”

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    Aladar30 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I’m sorry…. WHAT????

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    walt.donovan  about 3 years ago

    Kind of surprised the “stoodent” was able to read the letter.

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    pauwa  about 3 years ago

    I can’t tell what’s real anymore.Is there anything like this questionaire actually being sent out, in Florida or elsewhere ?

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    Differentname  about 3 years ago

    I had to look this up to see if it was real. Should have known that no Liberal could have come up with a joke like this on their own…

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    PaulAbbott2  about 3 years ago

    Republicans don’t go fer any of that fancy book learnin’

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    superposition  about 3 years ago

    Sad to see political indoctrination replacing objective education.

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member about 3 years ago

    DeathSatan is dain bramaged.

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    Say What? Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Roommate 1: “Dude, you got another letter from the Governor of Florida!”

    Roommate 2: “Sweet! I was low on TP.”

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    wrd2255  about 3 years ago

    God, he embarrasses us Floridians. He only beat Gillum by a tiny margin. Missing the days when CRT innocently meant a type of TV and computer display.

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    Masterskrain  about 3 years ago

    Too bad that this ISN’T satire…

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    More Coffee Please! Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Florida, Texas, Arizona – who’s next? tRumplicans are destroying America. VOTE BLUE EVERY TIME!

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    Serial Pedant  about 3 years ago

    Easy: “Deer stooden …………………………”(signed) Gov Abbsurd

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    rudym300  about 3 years ago

    You’re using and “if…then” fallacy. Using MSNBC as the source doubles that fallacy. They are stating an editorial opinion, not related to fact. How in the earth could they be positive that those 63k Aussies would be dead if they lived in FL? They can’t.

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    LawrenceS  about 3 years ago

    But God forbid the mandate of a vaccination to keep you from spreading disease to others. We will, however, give you a free dose of horse de-wormer ’cause we heard someone swear it was good stuff.

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    rs0204 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Yes, that is just about right for a state like Florida…or Texas.

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    davidrbarnes  about 3 years ago

    Must really be worried about Ron DeSantis. Over 3 years to the election and they’re already after him.

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    IshkaBibel1  about 3 years ago

    Ron DuhSantis? Ron DeathSantis? Welcome to Florida, it’s not the heat, it’s the stupidity.

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 3 years ago

    Maskless in Miami. Right wing covid spreaders are killing off so many right wing voters that they may never win another election. Keep up the good work guys!

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    Ermine Notyours  about 3 years ago

    Rising sea levels, from global warming they don’t believe in, should take care of the problem.

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    Droptma Styx  about 3 years ago

    Tally’s not much for palm trees. Just sayin’

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    oldchas  about 3 years ago

    The only thing missing from the survey is a beg for campaign contributions and an addressed envelope that requires a stamp.

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    Free or Not? Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Hack…HACK…HACK HACK HACKK…..

    The sound made whenever Trudeau puts out his drivel.

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    droid714  about 3 years ago

    How do you lefties feel about Biden’s new policy that requires banks to report every transaction over $600 to the IRS, in order to assure that everyone is paying “their fair share”?

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    Frankfreak  about 3 years ago

    This looks like several “surveys” I have received from “conservative”(ie:lying, propagandizing, hate groups) claiming to want input but is only written to enrage.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Actually, with the US education system, I’m surprised the kid was even able to read the survey. As for Florida, there is something in the water. Just deal with it.

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    1953Baby  about 3 years ago

    OAKY, EVERYBODY, PLEASE REMEMBER: There are millions and millions of hard-working Dems/Indeps in both Florida and Texas. I’m one of ‘em. In FL, deathsantis only won by 34,000 votes, and the difference between the republican and Dem/Ind vote in Texas was 5%. Granted, the reps still control everything and are doing their damndest to see which can be stupidest, BUT millions of us are working to “kill” them at the polls next year. Of course, they’re doing an EXCELLENT job of shooting themselves in the foot, the arm, the chest. . .

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    dbradway1  about 3 years ago

    That reminds me of some of the Trump “approval polls” I’ve received from the GOP.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  about 3 years ago

    He can read?! Get that Marx-lovin’ commie OUTTA HERE!

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    David_J Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I’m only here to see #Cult45 leave whiny comments about being forced to read Doonesbury, as if his politics were something new (I still have my original pulps from the 70s).

    On a Florida note – at one time the state’s politics were truly bi-partisan, the 60s through the early 80s saw many great things for the state. The current sickness infesting our politics is a relatively recent Right Wing invention; they’re not interested in good governing as they are in getting filthy rich off of tearing it all down. They are, bluntly… fascists.

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    Bucinka  about 3 years ago

    That format is pretty much what you get when you click any banner ad for a conservative political group. (PS: *&%$ Seminoles can go to knobs for beating my beloved Orange yesterday. Just sayin’.)

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    fritzoid Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Maybe Kaitlyn Jenner can move to Florida and mount a recall campaign. In this case, I’d at least say she’d be an improvement over the incumbent.

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    I’mStandingRightHere  about 3 years ago

    If Texas is so bad how come many people from Massachusetts, California, Utah, and other states are moving there? I have six colleagues from those states who jumped at a chance to move there when the company offered them the chance. These are graduates of UMass, MIT, USC, CalTech…

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    mistercatworks  about 3 years ago

    t’s still better than the “reasons not to get vaccinated” pamphlet. I was reared in the South. Only now am I understanding why the governments there spent so much money commemorating battlefield losses. Get vaccinated; celebrate victory.

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    Michael McKown Premium Member about 3 years ago

    “Congradulations!” Clever, Garry!

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    JoeMartinFan Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Love the “Congradulations!” misspelling!

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    RalphKramden77  about 3 years ago

    Trudeau should change his to False-deau.

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    eolan59  about 3 years ago

    So where’s the joke today?

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    fbkarl  about 3 years ago

    Trudeau still a commie POS.

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    bakana  about 3 years ago

    The letter spelled Ron DeSatan’s name wrong.

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    JenSolo02  about 3 years ago

    I just heard a very interesting statement: the United States has never lost a DECLARED war. Think about it. This is a Constitutional truth. If you know how the Constitution works, then you know why that statement is correct.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Heavy sigh.

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    bsmeall  about 3 years ago

    Texas is a battleground state, very important. First of all, the population of New York and California is shrinking. Secondly, the population of Texas is still growing, and the new population tends to vote Democrat.

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    liberalnlovinit  about 3 years ago

    I wish this were funny.

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    redcedar1  about 3 years ago

    Anyone with a real education would get as far away from Texas as they could.

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    redcedar1  about 3 years ago

    Have never wanted to ever go near Florida. However, lately YouTube’s Chit Show has changed my mind. Most wealthy Floridians are dumber, fatter, and hilariously committed to anger and stupidity to the point of absolute hilarity. I want to go sit across from that Miami boat ramp and watch it with Alfred. And Fred the Crock. Funniest thing ever on TV!

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    droid714  about 3 years ago

    So what do you lefties think about Biden’s nominee for Comptroller of the Economy? Saule Omarova was born in Kazakhstan and raised in communist USSR. She is on record as publicly praising communism.

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    miamidude  about 3 years ago

    Het Trudeau, feel good about this Sunday strip? Gonna do one on Mrs. DeSantis next? Lots of yuks in cancer diagnoses yes? I bet your readers will soil their pants like Ol’ Joe does every morning!

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    wmchere  about 3 years ago

    for real…not fake news found in the comics, what does that tell me….. the world has gone to pot and I’m OK with that !

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    198.23.5.11  about 3 years ago

    Can we leave Miami and Key West out of this??

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    kaffekup   about 3 years ago

    Man, this strip required Vlad to open an all new troll farm, and “he’s not sending his best”.

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