The human has the smallest understanding of his purpose and place. the hoofed, pawed and multi legged have always understood since their survival depends on it. The human also does a lot of assuming and self proclaiming, the rest do not.
Pig throwing Zebra under the bus. It was Pig who said that hippos kill the most humans. Zebra was just taking a few guesses. In a totally unrelated note, the brand Off! should use this strip as an advertisement.
Well the biters are ladies, and guys must be very very careful what they say to ladies or suffer the slings and arrows ranging from the-silent-treatment to jail time.
Yesterday’s strip was correct and this one is wrong. Mosquitoes don’t kill anyone – they just propagate the little bastard that does. They vector the single celled organism Plasmodium falciparum (in South America, Plasmodium vivax) into humans via their anti-coagulant saliva when they bite you. P. falciparum and vivax kill you by feeding on the globular protein subunits of the haemoglobin in your blood. Saying the mosquito kills people is like saying that someone who died of a heroin overdose stabbed himself to death with the syringe.
The Animal Kingdom (Animalia) consists of the following Phyla (plural of Phylum):
1) Porifera – Marine animals more commonly known as sponges.
2) Cnidaria – Mostly marine animals that include coral, jellyfish, and anemones.
3) Platyhelminthes – Typically parasitic flatworms (examples include tapeworms and flukes).
4) Annelida – Segmented and symmetrical worms containing a nervous system, respiratory system, and sense organs. Examples include the common earthworm and leeches.
5) Mollusca – Invertebrates with soft unsegmented bodies. Examples include clams, mussels, and snails.
6) Arthropoda – Invertebrate animals with an exoskeleton and segmented bodies. Contains insects, crustaceans, and arachnids. Examples include scorpions, butterflies, and shrimp.
7) Chordata – Vertebrates. Animals that develop a notochord, a cartilaginous skeletal rod that supports the body in embryo and can often become a spine. Examples include dogs, horses, birds, and humans.
All organisms in the kingdom Animalia are multicellular. They are eukaryotes (cells contain membrane-enclosed organelles. They lack the cell walls and starch-storing plastids found in plant cells. All have DNA enclosed in a nuclear membrane. The nucleus sets eukaryotes apart from prokaryotes. Prokaryotic cells contain DNA, but they lack a nucleus and other membrane-enclosed organelles. Animals are heterotrophic organisms (depend on external food sources for energy [carnivore, herbivore, omnivore).
BE THIS GUY about 3 years ago
Where’s the swatter when you need it?
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 3 years ago
Spray it as soon as you can.
BasilBruce about 3 years ago
I thought the animal who kills the most humans is the human.
micollector about 3 years ago
Thank you for letting people know that Malaria kills over 400,000 people a year in Africa.
feverjr Premium Member about 3 years ago
The mosquito is only the vector, Plasmodium falciparum does the killing….
ronaldspence about 3 years ago
Buzzed-ted!
hariseldon59 about 3 years ago
Three Zebra strips in a row. I hope Pastis is bringing the character back regularly.
Templo S.U.D. about 3 years ago
Time to get out a fly swatter or an aerosol of Raid.
You got a problem or something? about 3 years ago
Did you know… that pearls before swine showed up in a Henry Stickmin game, it was in the back in the completing the mission
jimchronister2016 about 3 years ago
Bruce is correct!
Trilobyte Premium Member about 3 years ago
“He” is innocent.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 3 years ago
Thank you for noticing Mr. Pastis.
Sanspareil about 3 years ago
Sa-fari Sa-good!
lavender headgear about 3 years ago
Not true. My folks used to take us camping. Annual mosquito safari.
shanen0 about 3 years ago
Wow, Pastis might read these comments? So now we must fear the recursive mosquito pun?
iggyman about 3 years ago
One mosquito said to the other “What’s happening Sucker” !
Gent about 3 years ago
Dang. Where’d I puts me mosquitoe bat now.
Pgalden1 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Biting commentary Mr Pastis
Jml58 about 3 years ago
Mosquitoes are very popular. evrybody claps when the see one.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 3 years ago
I’m surprised at Mr. Pastis’ lead time, unless he just guessed well.
Jeffin Premium Member about 3 years ago
Just smack that little sucker.
John Smith about 3 years ago
I got bitten by a mosquito and now I can’t stop singing “Nessun Dorma”
I think I might have male-aria.
Purple People Eater about 3 years ago
Technically, mosquitoes don’t kill people. They spread parasites, and the parasites kill people.
John Smith about 3 years ago
When a mosquito lands on your “private” parts is the moment when you realize that violence is not the answer
colddonkey about 3 years ago
Mosquitos aren’t animals, they’re insects.
Ellis97 about 3 years ago
It isn’t a mosquito that kills most humans. It’s man.
guy42 about 3 years ago
No “he” mosquitoes have ever killed anyone. It’s the females that pass the pathogens and parasites.
FilmPhanatic Premium Member about 3 years ago
The mosquito is some of Stephan’s best artwork.
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
Awww Zeeba so cute! Mosquitos not so much! What happened to the hippo? Pig is…well PIG!
DebUSNRet about 3 years ago
$54 bucks a month is worth the yard treatment here in ‘marshland’!
Kilrwat Premium Member about 3 years ago
Mosquitoes aren’t “animals”.
pheets about 3 years ago
The human has the smallest understanding of his purpose and place. the hoofed, pawed and multi legged have always understood since their survival depends on it. The human also does a lot of assuming and self proclaiming, the rest do not.
Goat from PBS about 3 years ago
Pig throwing Zebra under the bus. It was Pig who said that hippos kill the most humans. Zebra was just taking a few guesses. In a totally unrelated note, the brand Off! should use this strip as an advertisement.
zwilnik64 about 3 years ago
It’s not so much the mosquito, as its passengers.
raybarb44 about 3 years ago
Don’t think a mosquito is an animal. I thought it was an insect. However, I still don’t any of those buggers mad at me, whatever they are…….
Bucinka about 3 years ago
There’s a vaccine for that….
CaveCat87 about 3 years ago
Mosquitoes? But what about the tseste fly? They can also be very deadly, especially since they carry sleeping sicknesses.
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
The only thing worse than having an angry hippo tip over your boat on the river is when it is done by a swarm of mosquitos!
COL Crash about 3 years ago
Bugs do rule the World. They outnumber us by over a million to one.
zeexenon about 3 years ago
Well the biters are ladies, and guys must be very very careful what they say to ladies or suffer the slings and arrows ranging from the-silent-treatment to jail time.
donwestonmysteries about 3 years ago
Not an animal. An insect. Just Sayin’.
Darth Stevious about 3 years ago
My favorite character in more than one strip in the same week? Sweet
Sir Isaac about 3 years ago
The control of mosquitoes is relatively simple and well understood. But lack of resources and unstable governments prevent it from happening.
rfleisch1 about 3 years ago
Still not true. Mosquitos kill indirectly, the bacteria and parasites they carry do the real killing. Hippos kill directly.
moondog42 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Safari comes to us from the Arabic word safara, which means to travel.
AngusToorabitters about 3 years ago
Yesterday’s strip was correct and this one is wrong. Mosquitoes don’t kill anyone – they just propagate the little bastard that does. They vector the single celled organism Plasmodium falciparum (in South America, Plasmodium vivax) into humans via their anti-coagulant saliva when they bite you. P. falciparum and vivax kill you by feeding on the globular protein subunits of the haemoglobin in your blood. Saying the mosquito kills people is like saying that someone who died of a heroin overdose stabbed himself to death with the syringe.
Flower Girl about 3 years ago
Animal, Vegetable, or Mineral? Insects are animals.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal
AndromedaMike about 3 years ago
It’s understandable that crocs should eat zeebas. Zeebas are ugly. Crocs just trying to make the world a little less ugly.
Bilan about 3 years ago
Nobody has pointed out the fact that Pig is lying.
It was him, not Zebra, that said hippos kill the most people yesterday.
BeniHanna6 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Oh Dear God, even the mosquitoes are now whining about what they perceive as a micro aggression. What ever that is.
Eric S about 3 years ago
humans are MAMMALS not animals
briangj2 about 3 years ago
The Animal Kingdom (Animalia) consists of the following Phyla (plural of Phylum):
1) Porifera – Marine animals more commonly known as sponges.
2) Cnidaria – Mostly marine animals that include coral, jellyfish, and anemones.
3) Platyhelminthes – Typically parasitic flatworms (examples include tapeworms and flukes).
4) Annelida – Segmented and symmetrical worms containing a nervous system, respiratory system, and sense organs. Examples include the common earthworm and leeches.
5) Mollusca – Invertebrates with soft unsegmented bodies. Examples include clams, mussels, and snails.
6) Arthropoda – Invertebrate animals with an exoskeleton and segmented bodies. Contains insects, crustaceans, and arachnids. Examples include scorpions, butterflies, and shrimp.
7) Chordata – Vertebrates. Animals that develop a notochord, a cartilaginous skeletal rod that supports the body in embryo and can often become a spine. Examples include dogs, horses, birds, and humans.
All organisms in the kingdom Animalia are multicellular. They are eukaryotes (cells contain membrane-enclosed organelles. They lack the cell walls and starch-storing plastids found in plant cells. All have DNA enclosed in a nuclear membrane. The nucleus sets eukaryotes apart from prokaryotes. Prokaryotic cells contain DNA, but they lack a nucleus and other membrane-enclosed organelles. Animals are heterotrophic organisms (depend on external food sources for energy [carnivore, herbivore, omnivore).
knight1192a about 3 years ago
SWAT IT! SWAT IT BEFORE IT BITES YOU! Stop it from spreading disease.
Sisyphos about 3 years ago
Now you’ve done it, Pig (and Zeeba Neighba, too)! The Most Deadly African Animal (sic) is in your house! You are doomed!
oakie817 about 3 years ago
stinging joke
moriach about 3 years ago
Wrong gender. Only female mosquitos bite.
Kesler Burns 6 days ago
Bro the person on the previous page called it