The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 16, 2021

That must have been a good snack.

Verbal communications are so like the 20th century!!

/SHNARK/

If I were Gladys kitchen was the first place I’d search for Brutus.

Always turn off your phone when you need free time.

You mean I’m supposed to carry that phone with me all the time?

In the kitchen making a snack for half an hour? He must be hanging with Dagwood again!

I never take my phone to the bathroom, where I miss most of my calls. I also turn my phone off before dinner and leave it off until morning.

this reminds me of a weird al yankovic song: first world problems.people still call me on the phone.what’s wrong with them? don’t they know how to text? LOL

don’t think she thought of that, unless he was being super quiet then no wonder.

That should have been the first place she looked. How’s the diet going Brutus?

Brutus’s has very selective hearing. Good one, Bru

Old Soul Brutus is like me – My tummy must be pampered, thus NO interruptions. IGGY that!

Don’t blame Brutus blame technology!

He ignored the phone because he figured it was probably another spam call or text. Besides, its impolite to speak with your mouth full, it might be impolite to text with your hands full also.

I don’t think they live in a 10,000 square foot home. Try the old fashion way of just calling out his name or just getting out of the chair and looking for him. Definitely getting a little lazy in her middle age, though I wouldn’t tell her that myself as I value whatever time I have remaining in this life……

Ok Gladys, now that you found me, get out of my chair. (Kidding, Brutus wouldn’t say that. He may think it though.)

An excellent question. That is what total reliance on tech does. You forget KISS at your peril

Gladys, he forgot to charge his cell phone. Besides he’s been in another room the whole time!

I’m surprise she wasn’t in the kitchen for that long.

I doubt Brutus ever leaves the house without letting his ball and chain know that he was going out, so Gladys should have known he was somewhere in the house.

Just love how technology is bringing us all together. At the rate we’re going, we may not survive all of this ‘togetherness’.

They are a true match!

This one is on YOU, Gladys!

My wife accuses me of having selective hearing. I told her, “That is not true. I hear you now and I don’t want to.”